There are some things in this world that just confound me. You know the kind of things I mean, for example:
Why is it that you always have a great hair day the day you have an appointment to get it cut?
Why does a neighbor always drop in on days when you really just want to be alone?
Why is it raining when you come out of the movie theater even though it was sunny when you went in and no rain was predicted?
Why do you always get stuck behind somebody going 10-15 miles under the speed limit only on the days when you’re late for work?
Why is there no such thing as a perfectly made new car, or new appliance, or new electronic device, or new anything for that matter?
Why does my cat Emmie always (and yes, I mean always) toss her cookies on my bed’s newly washed coverlet?
And why, for the love of all God‘s creatures, is it that March 2012 is the warmest March on record but April 2012 is as chilly and dreary as it can get?
Done with the whyning.
… thanks for listening!